Happy New Year 2018 Jokes

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Happy New Year 2018 Jokes

soch rahe ho …
ki aaj kyoon wish kar raha hu?
ab don ko sikhaonge ki
wish kab karna hai … haan …
don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karata hai
le phir se naya saal mubaarak ho
wish you a very happy new year  🙂🙂

 

naye saal ki party ke liye ek aavashyak soochana:
naye saal ki party mein kirpaya daaroo na piye,
kyoon ki pine ke baad yadi aap apana aap ko sambhaal
nahi paye, aur kahi par bhi so haye, to. aap ko uthaane
ke liye log aap par thanda thanda pani phek sakate hai ….
wish you a very happy new year  🙂🙂

 

kabir ji yah keh gaye –
“kal kar so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
network fail ho gaya to wish karega kab? ”
** naya varsh ki shubhkamanaye **
wish you a very happy new year  🙂🙂

 


jisme aap ….
poha-kachori,
chana masaala,
kadhai paneer,
tanduri paraatha,
gobhi peratha,
malai kophta,
tanduri chikan,
paneer tikka,
cold drink,
pizza,
spring roll,
gulaab jaamun,
kaala jaamun,
ice cream se hone wali
bimaari ke bare mein
jankaari di jaayegi … ..
dhanyavaad !!!
yah naya saal hashiye,
hashaye aur khush rahiye
naya saal ki hardik badhai
*naya saal mubaarak ho*
wish you a very happy new year  🙂🙂

 

suno …
suno …
suno ..
hamare group admin ne
31st ko party rakhi hai
hotal ka address hai:
24, മീറ്റർ, നാനോമീറ്റർ, ഹെക്ടർ
ഹെക്ടർ, ഹെക്ടർ, ഹെക
Jarur jarur ana hai ni to admin naraj ho jayega
wish you a very happy new year  🙂🙂

 


naya saal ke din papu roti ka
ek niwala khud kha raha tha
aur ek pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha …
yah dekh uske friend ko
aashcharya hua aur poochha – “ye kya kar raha hai?” papu – “oye, dikhta nahi,
mein chikan ke saath roti kha raha hoon ”
naya saal mubaarak ho …
wish you a very happy new year  🙂🙂